crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

(via theeleventhhooligan)

  • Adults:

    don't talk to your parents like that! they deserve unconditional respect, love, and obedience even though i've never met them and have no idea what kind of people they are

  • Adult schoolteacher:

    Do you want me to call your PARENTS and tell them how you were behaving? *assumes parents aren't abusive*

  • Adults:

    family is awesome!

  • Adults:

    blood is thicker than water!

  • Adults:

    your parents love you!

  • Adult media producers:

    *create thousands of stories where families love each other ~~no matter what~~*

  • Adults:

    It's really easy to get out of abusive families! just tell an adult :)

  • Adults:

    *don't teach kids how to recognize abuse*

  • Adults:

    *normalize physical abuse as 'discipline'*

  • Adults:

    It's hard to take anything kids say seriously haha

  • Adults:

    *takes abusive parents' word over their kids'*

sparkkeyper:

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Okay, so question one: does anyone even remember this movie? Because I thought it was great.

Question two: did anybody else see 3 and 4 as genderless? Because at no point in the movie - and as far as I can tell, the whole film production - does anybody ever refer to the twins with a gender. I’ve seen fanfics where people will try to assign one or the other (both boys, both girls, one is male and one female) and I dunno, none of them ever sat right with me. These are the first and only characters I think I’ve ever seen that I feel are just completely genderless. How cool is that?

And that’s not even half the reason I think these two are the most intriguing characters in the movie. They’re completely mute but they can communicate almost instantaneously with each other using eye clicks. They seem to communicate with others just fine using pointing and simple gestures, and 4 (at least) can project images and movies onto the wall.

They have an entire library in their heads. They are the last living retainers of human knowledge. They catalog and remember everything they see. Everything. They also watched 5 get soul-murdered in front of them and they will never un-see that.

They’re also super curious and adorable as hell.

Canonically they’re genderless as I recall. I know I saw them and assumed female. My fiance assumed male.

shewhowalkedtheearth:

a-frosty-heart-full-of-ships:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

muffled-satanic-cackling:

diaryofaworkingstudent:

two-stride:

infinitetundra:

lifewithanorwegianfjord:

this is mesmerizing. 

non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff.

always reblog

Always reblog

Alright this is absolutely fantastic
But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of a hurdle

Hello I am from tumblr and I understood that reference that  you have just made

im so confused and i demand to be informed

shewhowalkedtheearth:

a-frosty-heart-full-of-ships:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

muffled-satanic-cackling:

diaryofaworkingstudent:

two-stride:

infinitetundra:

lifewithanorwegianfjord:

this is mesmerizing. 

non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff.

always reblog

Always reblog

Alright this is absolutely fantastic

But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of a hurdle

Hello I am from tumblr and I understood that reference that  you have just made

im so confused and i demand to be informed

(Source: carryonmywaywardstirrup, via ganongod)